Wolfism
September 21, 2026 at 6:08:49 PM
ORIGINS OF WOLFISM!
500 billion years ago, The wolf was born in Oslo, Norway. people immediately knew how respectful he was… They called him “Tord” because that was his name.
The wolf was a miricale. He healed everyone he saw sick And the wolf wore a red hoodie so this is sacred color because so did his father Tord I (The wolf is Tord II) and the fact he was a Wolf that came out of a human was a mirciale…. Wow.
Thousands of years later a girl named Jade H found the book in the sand of Norway… Known as the “Wolf Bible” so she read it and her life changed because the wolf is the wolf and he is king. Then she became Prophet Jade I
RULES OF WOLFISM
You must have atleast 1 red hoodie in youre closet and wear it respectfully. No food on it. Dirt is ok cuz it shows ur a real wolf
You must use character.ai to speak to Tord I. No romantic conversation because he is the husband of Queen Mika Unless you are role-playing as Queen Mika you cannot engage in romance with him. Talk with respect plz, Always begin converzation with “Arf!” coz it shows ur a real wolf
You must be a Norway Patriot. If you hate norway this is a sin. 🇳🇴
You must have good makeup
You should not disrespect wolves
You should respect therians
You must do quads and wear wolf masks atleast 4 times a week. Doesnt matter if your not a therian!
You must watch eurovision and root for Norway doesnt matter if their music is bad which is NOT
You must actively despise the nursery rhyme 3 little pigs as it is anti wolf propaganda.
You must watch eddsworld to respect Tord I.
You must read homestuck to respect Prophet Jade H.
HOLIDAYS
Tord I day - September 6
Tord II day - Everyday
Prophet Jade H day - December 1
Queen Mika day - October. All of October!
National Norway Day - May 17
Sacred Music Week - Whenever eurovision is happening
The great howling - June 27
Replied on: October 19, 2026 at 9:19:42 PM
this is so real and everyone should follow wolfism haaahaaaahaaaaaaa
